You’ll want your new office gal on the go constantly, from dawn till dusk. As the junior office girl, he’ll be answering to virtually everyone-- even the college-educated interns will have the right to assign him menial little chores. Delivering up lunch, picking up dry cleaning, going to the post office—he’ll be ‘happy’ to undertake all these time-consuming chores for the least important staffer.



Tip: Encourage the female office workers to help him ‘keep momentum’ by having him paged-- and ask the male employees to smack that tight little butt of his when he’s moving too slowly for you.

Move your butt, bimbo!