The more you focus him on the physical, the better he’ll adapt to his new circumstance. Keep him on a strict regimen of dieting and exercise. You’ll want to see him prance through the office in his spandex leotard on his way to his aerobics class at the health club every day!



Tip: Have him ‘evaluated’ by several male executives in the office before assignment. He must obtain little ‘report cards’ from each, with ‘grades’ in such categories as ‘face,’ ‘legs,’ ‘bust,’ and ‘bottom.’ Peg his hourly wage to his average ‘grade.’

Swing those hips Dollface