You’ll be tempted at first to treat him as if he were a ‘real’ girl. He isn’t—he’s a teenage sissy-boy. Unlike ‘real’ girls, he’ll never mature with the confidence and strength that signify a true woman. Instead, he’ll be focused on how to become and stay as fetching as possible. Oversee him with this in mind—including constant reminders to cross his legs, bend his wrists and keep his slip out of sight!
Tip: Make sure to emphasize how inappropriate past behavior is, now that your step-son is a sissy. Turn off sports broadcasts, confiscate any ‘non-girly’ reading material and restrict exercise to aerobics.